Snack on my thoughts, please.

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

This Election

What I don't need:

-My Country: the fucking World Police
-Being told what I can and can't do with my lady parts
-Leaders who clearly don't put the separation between Church and State
-Leaders who don't understand the necessity of good education beginning in childhood
-A government who truly doesn't stand up for its people and provide basic life tools (i.e. comprehensive education and access to basic healthcare)
-People who don't know and don't care what it is like to work your way through life
-Rude fuckers

What I need:

-Diplomacy, Diplomacy, Diplomacy
-Truly *wise* leaders
-A gateway to a three-party system (Yeah, right.)
-Non-biased media, for Chrissakes
-An administration that encourages people to stop consuming so damned much.
- Keep your "values" to yourself, thankyouverymuch.

Geez, wishful thinking.

Breaking Up is Hard to Do

Hasta La Vista, Athens, GA.

8 Great Years.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Just a slight change

I am in my office at work. Tomorrow is my last day here, and then I pack up and move to Chicago. Pretty far away for this country mouse.

My boss came and said goodbye to me today. She hugged me, fought back tears, and said that I was kind of like a daughter to her.

I don't know why, but nothing has really hit me yet. Maybe it won't. Maybe I won't cry or freak out. Or it might just take a minute or two.

So, tonight I'll have a get together with my friends from work and my other close friends. It will be the last time that I see many of these most excellent people. I have been quite the lucky girl.

I'm thinking about driving up to Chicago on my own. After my plans were foiled by sheer unfortunate coincidence, and after waffling between several options, I've decided that I should just go alone. I've been told that I need to feel the physical separation between my home and me. Perhaps this will help me place myself in a new place and time.

Not exactly manifest destiny.

Friday, April 11, 2008


Waking, alone, each day, to an agenda for one. There is liberation in lonliness, there is freedom in it. But, there is always the thought, "what if...?"

Enjoying the beauty of a sunset over a majestic river while alone brings you closer to all of things... including solitude.

Remembering a scene of life, triggered by a song, bringing you back to a time of togetherness.

Wearing my pajamas for no one but me.

Sleeping with nothing but a pillow and my dreams. Waking to nothing but the sound of an alarm and the task of the day ahead.

The feeling that pathetic movies about lonely people might start to draw a picture of your life.

This is what lonliness is, and you've brought it upon yourself.

Friday, March 07, 2008

So, it has been awhile.

I've been really stressed out lately because of my recent decision to move to Chicago for graduate school in the fall.

I feel that, no matter what, I can't do enough every day to make sure that all of my bases are covered, to make sure that I do everything way, way in advance. What if I don't qualify for enough financial aid to swing this? It's SO expensive... and I'm going into a field where it doesn't matter where your degree is from. It just matters that you have one. Unless, of course, you want to continue studying afterwards. And I do.

I want to seriously make a damned difference. And I know that, if I play my cards right, study hard, work hard, and soak up everything that I can learn... I really will be able to make a difference.

I want to do research-- research that actually MATTERS. I want to change individual lives, but I also want to research and write policy that will have an impact on everyone. I want to be an advocate for people. All people.

Sure, that all sounds idealistic. But you know what? What if no one in the world were an idealist? Where would we be? I would hate to imagine where people would be without The Salvation Army, Battered Womens' Shelters, Public Defenders, The American Red Cross, Doctors Without Borders, the band U2 etc, etc, etc. (HAH! thought I might slip U2 past you. But seriously...).

Forgive me if I seem as though I've got my head on the clouds; on the contrary, I believe I've got a pretty solid and realistic eye on the world. I don't think that I can make all the pain go away. Of course not. I've been lucky enough to grow up with a good family. I've always had food to eat and clothes to wear. I have a brain that works (most of the time). I'm not petty and superficial. Maybe I can use these traits to do at least SOME good for SOMEONE. Right? Am I fucking crazy?

I also delight in the idea that I'll be at a school that has a reputation for attracting brilliant people. Maybe I can meet people in different disciplines. Learn something from them. You know?

I can't believe this is happening to me. I never thought that I would be planning my move to the University of Chicago. Never. Ever.

Well, now that they've given me the chance, I can't let them down, can I? I have a feeling that school is going to kick my ass pretty hard. And I can't wait.

Saturday, December 08, 2007

If you love your baby, give her a cobra.

You must watch this. Even though this is pretty fucked up (pardon my French), it is pretty entertaining. I mean, who doesn't love a baby playing with a deadly snake? This baby got balls. Big Ones.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Gobble, Gobble

So, Thanksgiving is here.

I just woke up at 4 in the morning with a screaming sore throat, a stuffy head, and a fever that's trying really hard to come to fruition.

I'm also a bit of a hypochondriac, so that last part might just be a bit hyperbolic.

When the sun comes up, I am going to pack my bags and head home (after a stop at the doctor to get some just- in- case- my- throat- explodes medicine). I'm going to go back to my hometown and spend several days with my family.

I have never been one of those people who is so close to their familty that they sit in each other's laps, tell each other everything about their love lives, and share views on imporant issues (i.e. politics, lifestyle choices, and what to eat for dinner). My family isn't "close". We don't really do birthday gifts, we've never been to Disney World, and my mom and dad, although still married, do not sleep in the same bed. But, my parents love me to death. My mother is effusive with her love, but my father is reserved in his affections. With my dad, you just kind of have to know that he loves you. And, I do.

To the point: My family doesn't really know me. They might think that they do, but they don't. For example: they think that my affinity for tacky clothing is a direct result of my fashion cluelessness, when in fact, I just don't care what other people think of my couture. They think that my desire to help people is a direct result of my naivete, my "liberal" views, and, as my brother so aggressively puts it, my "damned hippie"-ness. The reason why I like to help people is rooted in the fact that I know that this world is kind of a fucked up place to live in sometimes. So, why bother exacerbating the fucked up part when maybe there's a chance that I can do some good? (Also, helping people makes me feel damned good, so there is a certain amount of selfishness behind the seeming altruism of my behavior).

My brother (half brother; 14 years older than me; on his second marriage) thinks that I'm crazy for not being married by now. He tells me that I "had a choice" and that I chose to turn it down. And, that's only because he met one of my ex-boyfriends and really liked him. Things didn't work out between the two of us, and my brother thinks that its due to my lack of sexiness, charisma, and fashion sense. But, really, he is one to talk. That's another story!

I told my mom that I want to go back to school for social work, and the next day she started sending me job postings via e-mail and encouraging me to apply to them. She must have spread the word, too, because a few days after revealing my plan, I got a call from my aunt demanding my resume. So, without putting up a fight, I sent it to her, to be agreeable. She promptly called me back to tell me that it "sucked" and that I needed to work on it. I did this, again, without putting up a fight, and I sent it to her. What's the point in fighting back against a family member when the person on the other side thinks they are absolutely correct? Even when it comes to matters of other peoples' lives! Rather than fighting back, I will just send everyone a copy of my acceptance letter to graduate school via e-mail (if it comes). It'll take them all by surprise. It will be priceless.

They want me to be successful, but some of them want me to meet their definition of the word. I say, "what about happiness? Can we measure success by the amount of happiness we experience?". They might say that happiness is measured by what lines your pockets or by your success with relationships. That's fine for some people, but not for me.

They don't know me very well. They don't know that when I construct a makeshift centerpiece for the Thanksgiving dinner table out of construction paper, crayon, puff paint, and felt, that it'll be to serve the kid inside of me who still likes to play and who thinks that there's a certain element of charm in poorly made arts and crafts. They will all think that, once again, taste has failed me and that I'm destined to be a biddy for the rest of my life. The people who are close to me, my best friends, would know for sure that my intentions aren't to woo people with my craftiness, but rather to have some fun with myself.

But, nonetheless, I love 'em, and I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut while I'm home.

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. (And by "everybody," I mean you, the one reader that I have. Much love.) Remember to be thankful for all the things in life that make you happy. And be thankful for being.

Friday, November 09, 2007

Eat it, Wachovia

Here's my Wachovia Customer Review

I have been a Wachovia customer since I was, like, sixteen years old. I have been with that bank for nearly a decade. And they still manage to piss me off.

So, a while back, I decided to open a savings account in addition to my checking account. I did this at Wachovia because I thought, "well, gee, if I ever need to transfer money from one account to another, it will be a sinch." And, indeed, it is. My paycheck is deposited to my checking account, I sign into my account online, and three clicks later, I have transferred money from checking to savings. Just. Like. That.


Another "perk" of having the savings with Wachovia, is that, just in case you accidentally spend a little more than you have in your checking, they will just take it right from the savings, no sweat, and you are covered. After all, Wachovia knows that I've got money, and if I can transfer money from one account to another in two seconds flat, I'm sure that they've got some kind of automated something or other that can do it in place of having a human do it when I, oops, do spend a little more than I've got in the checking. All fine and good, except that

Wachovia charges you money to use your OWN money.

Case example: The other night, I went to dinner with a friend I hadn't seen in a while and offered to pay for dinner afterward. When the bill came, I knew that I didn't have the exact amount in my checking account, but I had more than enough in my savings. And since my savings is with Wachovia and since I have "overdraft protection," I thought, "No sweat, I'll just replace the savings that I have to use tonight with next month's paycheck."

Then, a few days later, I saw that that a mysterious "Miscellaneous Fee" had shown up on my online statement. I later got a letter in the mail saying that Wachovia had charged me this fee because I had used more money than was in my checking, even though I had plenty in my savings. Bottom line is that they charged me $10 to use my own money.

OK, so, when I go online and use the "do it yourself" transfer, it takes, like, six seconds. BUT, when a Wachovia personnel member has to move my money around, they charge me ten fucking dollars. How much is that per hour? If six seconds of work = $10, then I'm paying Wachovia $100 a minute to move my money around.

I may not be rich. But, I have been a customer with them for a decade. Not to mention that, given my age and education, there is a possibility that I WILL be rich one day. Or, for all they know, I might marry up and get super-rich through marriage. Not that any of these things are likely to happen, but Ha, Ha. The joke is on them.

I'm taking my business elsewhere.

Eat it, Wachovia.